• Two Things Are Infinite - A Paragraph Rant

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  • Two Things Are Infinite - A Paragraph Rant
  • Posted by: Lalanii, August 16, 2015
  • “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” 

    ― Albert Einstein


    I am a strong believer in presence. Presenting your best foot forward. Trying to, at least. First dates, interviews, long-term relationships. Always.


    Two things (in my opinion) everyone must understand: 


    1. People are always judging you, no matter what. 


    2. Everything in life has to do with perspective, not reality. 


    We can try not to care what people think, but, we will and we do. So there are important things to consider in putting that best foot forward. I am going to paragraph list them here so they'll blend in and I can seem as though I am not talking to actual people that exist. 


    Work harder/prove it. Don't wake up and go out looking like that. Please, please, be classier. There's being comfortable, and then there's one step too far. Try not to smoke so much you can't remember to call back. You don't have to answer every single call you receive, some things can wait and timing and etiquette - together, really is everything. If you begin to behave a certain way, expect me to do the same... you just downgraded yourself. You're welcome. Show me what you want me to see, that's fine, but at some point you'll have to be yourself, so please, just be classier. Try not to work so much you don't remember to call back. I work a lot, but I remember to text you. Respect. Me. I respect you. Come down off that cloud, and sit with me here on the ground with my books and my loud mouth. Know what you want. Study that, perfect that. Please stop knocking your head into the wall space, your patterns are erratic and my tiara has retired. I am ironing out the kinks; let me know if you'd like me to be around or not. 




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